CHUCK NORRIS: The toughest man on earth

The man who can speak Braille! The man who won a game of connect 4 in 3 moves! The man who can play the violin with a piano! But who is this man? CHUCK NORRIS!

HISTORY

Chuck was born on March 10th 1940.  He’s actually pretty old now. 71 to be exact. Back on the topic. Before he was a movie star and extremely tough man, he was in the air force. While stationed in Korea he was introduced to martial arts, and was eventually named Black Belt magazine’s fighter of the year.

MOVIES

Eventually Chuck became a movie star. Doing movies such as Missing in Action 1, 2, and 3.  He also did the Green Berets, and even his own cartoon! That lasted for 5 episodes… Then he recently made a cameo in the Expendables.

Chun kuk do

Before Chuck was a movie star, he had his own karate dojo and type of fighting called CHUN KUK DO. The way of fighting had ten rules. Here are 3.  I will maintain an attitude of open mindedness, If I have nothing to say about a person, I will say nothing, and finally, I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential.

Jokes

As it says in the beginning, Norris is the toughest man on earth. People say that because of, the Chuck Norris facts. What these are, are jokes. Someone invented them in 2005 after Norris played a tough guy in all his movies.  The jokes went something like this. It is said Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

Conclusion

There you have it, my info on the toughest man on Earth. Now you must hide. You know too much about Norris. He is coming to find you. Whatever you do, do not fight him, just run, and hide.